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Mirror Mirror on the Wall Who’s the Hottest Bond of All? VOTE BELOW!

05 Nov 2015 | By Damaris Agweyu

Let us know which Bond makes it to your dirty little fantasies list by casting your vote below.

Inasmuch as there have been various (though hardly raging) debates about the objectification of women in 007 movies, it is the one franchise we can’t get enough of. And let’s face it ladies, many of us objectify the main theme’s subject, the leading man in much the same way he objectifies his women. Every woman I have spoken to about Bond, be they young, old, married, planning a wedding, recently pregnant- or just given birth for that matter, WILL give the Bond type a second glance.

He is the guy women will have that one night stand with and brag about afterwards to friends, the guy they will want to be the Bond girl for- without pay. The guy they reserve their dirty little fantasies for.  He is the guy that as we say in Kenyanese, would 'gerrit'.  Are you with me ladies?  Good, so now that we have established the facts and are all looking forward to catching Spectre at the theatres, we have compiled a list of all the previous Bonds and need your vote; who’s the hottest of them all? And don’t be greedy, six is hardly enough to go around, so no, you cannot pick one and come back for seconds. But this is not just for ladies, this is also for the guys who look at Bond and think “Hmmm, now that’s a guy I wouldn’t mind looking like”, after all, which man doesn’t want women to be looking him at and thinking “Whoa! that guy can sooo gerrit”.

And in keeping with the spirit of objectification, each Bond has been showcased several times, once where he is wearing a suit- because there is nothing hotter than an already hot man in a made to measure suit; once where he is holding a gun- because there is something about men and their weapons  if you get my drift, and once where he is shirtless- because the only thing hotter than a hot man with a made to measure suit and a weapon is a hot man wearing attire that leaves little to the imagination- did I hear someone scream Daniel Craig? Ok, here goes. And in that spirit, isn’t it about time we saw some chocolate coloured Bonds on this list, maybe when Craig’s term is up? Idris Alba perhaps? I digress- get voting!

1.Sean Connery was the first to perform the role on big screen, He starred in 7 Bond Movies Dr. No (1962); From Russia With Love(1963); Goldfinger(1964); Thunderball(1965); You Only Live Twice(1967); Diamonds Are Forever(1971).

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Connery is the one in the middle, he competed in Mr. Universe you know, image source: Buzzfeed


2. George Lazenby, 1 Bond film: On Her Majesty's Service(1969)

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3. Roger Moore, 7 Bond movies: Live and Let Die(1973); The Man with the Golden Gun(1974); The Spy Who Loved Me (1977); Moonraker(1979); For Your Eyes Only(1981); Octopussy(1983); and A View to Kill(1985).

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4. Timothy Dalton, 2 Bond movies: The Living Daylights(1987) and License to Kill(1989)

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5. Pierce Brosnan, 4 Bond movies: GoldenEye (1995), Tomorrow Never Dies (1997), The World Is Not Enough (1999) and Die Another Day (2002).

6. Daniel Craig, 4 Bond movies (so far):  Casino Royale (2006), Quantum of Solace (2008), Skyfall (2012), Spectre (2015).


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SO, WHO IS THE HOTTEST BOND OF ALL? VOTE BELOW:

 
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