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Doggy-Style (Are All Men Dogs?)

03 Aug 2016 | By Steve Korver

Doggy-Style (Are All Men Dogs?)

“It's not just a Snoop Dogg album,” according to ‘9 things you didn't know about doggy-style sex’. “In this position, you want to lay flat on your belly and spread your legs in a v-shape. He can get creative and enter you in which every way feels best for him. Close your legs for a tighter feel and open them wider for more room.”

Feel free to use a pillow under the belly for increased comfort.

Feel free to go woof-woof.

Doggy-style has a long and deep history – documented as it is in the Kama Sutra, and championed by both the Ancient Greeks and the Ancient Romans. Today, over 1600 popular songs sing tribute to the position’s merits. But alas, doggy-style is a lie.

And while the sperm is deposited within 80 seconds, the dance has only just begun.

For the love of dog
For those interested in truly having sex like dogs, you must be fiercely motivated. Because: “Doggy-style” doesn’t mean what you may think it means’.

First of all: the bitch is mounted with a flaccid penis and hence males need a tiny bone called a baculum to gain entrance – and, gentlemen, you can’t grow one of these overnight.

Also: “Humans hump to create friction. Friction stimulates the genitals and causes the male to ejaculate. However, when a male dog humps, he’s mostly just trying to get his reproductive organ in the right spot.”

And once the penis is inside: “Blood rushes into the base of the penis, called the bulbus glandis, causing the organ to swell in size. At the same time, the female’s vagina contracts against the penis, creating what’s known as a ‘copulatory tie’, ‘coital tie’, or best of all, ‘dog knot’.”

And while the sperm is deposited within 80 seconds, the dance has only just begun. 

“As a way of sealing the deal, the male dog will now swing a leg up over the female’s back and stand directly behind her. To clarify, the dogs are still connected, via penis locked into vagina, but they will now stand butt-to-butt until the erection subsides – which usually lasts around 25 minutes but can exceed an hour.” 

And be warned: Forced disengagement can “cause serious injury to the penis”. And for the love of God: “Never ice the genitals in an attempt to separate them!”

It's about expressing one's true canine identity.


Pup play
As for the answer to the age-old question on whether all men are dogs. Yes, some men are dogs. And some men take this role very seriously.

“A new documentary about ‘pup play,’ the (often though not always sexual) act of dressing and inhabiting the role of a dog while another person takes on the role of handler or trainer, is about to be unleashed,” according to ‘Forever in the dog house, these men live their lives as “human pups”’.

“While the pup community is a broad church, human pups tend to be male, gay, have an interest in dressing in leather, wear dog-like hoods, enjoy tactile interactions like stomach rubbing or ear tickling, play with toys…’”

“Members of my pack, we spend a lot of time together at home just being dogs,” explains a pup named Kaz. ‘There’s nine of us and my partner is our handler. A big part of it is a feeling of family and belonging; we’re there to look after each other.”

“It feels like you can be gay, straight, bisexual, trans and be accepted,” says a pup named Tom. “All I want is for the pup community to be accepted in the same way. We’re not trying to cause grief to the public, or cause grief to relationships.”

For Tom, “It’s about freedom, fun, and animal instinct.”

For Kaz, “It’s about expressing one’s true canine identity.”

And yes, Kaz eats out of a dog bowl. “It’s just nice, it makes me feel comfortable... But I always eat with a knife and fork and at a table. Otherwise it’s time-consuming and you can’t watch TV.”

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